Sun-Sentinel: It's Pitifully Bad.

The headline proclaims one thing, the story tells us something completely different.

Mystery Solved! Great!  We now know what kind of bone it really is:

Not human, according to sheriff's spokesman Mike Jachles.

So what kind of bone is it?

Investigators are still trying to determine where the bone could have come from.

What?  But I thought the mystery was solved!  How is it "solved" if you still don't know what it's from?  This "mystery" isn't solved at all! 

Morons.