"D" is for "Deprived"

Day 1.

(Early) 

Rick must have overslept - no Daily Sift.  Looking forward to it later, then.

(Later) 

Vacation?  Good for him; I can live without the Daily Blog fix for awhile.

Day 2.

Rick's posted something.  Cockroaches?  Bats eat cockroaches.  Colorado's weird.

Day 3.

Man, there are a lot of *click* blogs *click* to choose from.  *click* Seen it. *click* Seen it. *click* Wait -no, I read that one yesterday.  *click* This one too.  *click* Mmm.  *click* Boring.  *click* Boring. *click* Don't care. *click* Is she STILL going on about that? *click* don't they EVER update? *click*  *click*   *click*   *click*

Day 4.

HEY, Rick's posted something.  Sunday night?  Looks awful bright out those windows.
*click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click*  

Sigh....

Did he take the blogosphere with him?

Day 5.

SAND? WTF is the point of a beach with no desert?  The only reason to cross blinding white blazing hot sand is reach the azure sea....

*click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click*   *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click*  

Where the fuck does he find all those fucking fuckity-fuck fuck fucking posts to link to?  FUCK! 






I guess he won't be quoting THIS entry on the round up....

Day 6.

I feel like I'm crawling across that desert.

That terrible, terrible desert.  Desolate desert.  Deep depressing desolate desert.  Dehydrated... dissipated... disoriented.... dying...  "hast thou forsaken me?"

*click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click*   *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click* *click*  *click*   *click*   *click*  

(Later)


HEE hEE!  Just realized that that's a photo of a volcano's caldera.  Someone is going to be VERY surprised when it goes all "Mount Saint Helen's" all over everybody's bidnatch.  Somebody's going to be having a very bad day.  A very bad day.  A very. bad. day. indeed!

 Boom.  BADA BIG BADABOOM!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Day 7.

BAMBI BURGERS!  BAMBI BURGERS FOR ALL MY HUNGER BLOGGING BUDDIES. SO THEY'LL HAVE STRENGTH TO ACTUALLY BLOG!  BAMBI BOOGIES BAMBI BOOGIES BAMBI BOOGIES!


Day 8.

Day 9.

Day 10.

purdy lay-deee

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