Flakkee Doodle Dandy

Friday is the Fourth of July, and you know what that means!!



DUCK AND COVER!

That's right, Friday is national "Lead Rain" Day here in The Banana Republic. Every Fourth of July, latin americans immigrants people patriotic citizens celebrate their right to bear arms by firing their weapons INTO THE AIR.



Of course, it's only a small number of patriots who do this; after all, only one in four Americans actually legally own a gun.


Those who don't have guns have to do with illegal explosives fireworks they obtained by telling the dealer that they needed M80s and Cherry Bombs firecrackers "noisemakers" to deal with their children the neighbor's brats that sonofabitch "birds."

*791.07 Agricultural and fish hatchery use.--Nothing in this chapter shall prohibit the importation, purchase, sale, or use of fireworks used or to be used solely and exclusively in frightening birds from agricultural works and fish hatcheries; and such use shall be governed entirely by the rules prescribed by the Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services.

Time to dig out the flak gear!

Angelina Jolie in flak gear during a recent visit**


*5A-3.001 Application to Sheriff for Use of Firecrackers. Any person who is engaged in agricultural works or who operates a fish hatchery may use firecrackers solely and exclusively for the purpose of frightening birds from doing harm to any such person's agricultural works or fish hatchery operation; provided that any such person shall first file with the sheriff of the county in which he is engaged in agricultural works

**to Iraq