There I was, minding my own business. Pushing my shopping cart along the dairy section, not a care in the world, when I saw IT.
Leering at me from the shelf, poised to pounce:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
It's not that I don't LIKE egg nog; I love it. I love it too much. Sure, it's disgustingly sweet, and almost thick enough to need a fork. But those are its GOOD points.
Adding insult to injury, I like to use it to rinse down chocolate chip cookies; can you say "sugar coma?"
I can't believe the rat bastards put it on the shelves before Halloween.
Leering at me from the shelf, poised to pounce:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
It's not that I don't LIKE egg nog; I love it. I love it too much. Sure, it's disgustingly sweet, and almost thick enough to need a fork. But those are its GOOD points.
Adding insult to injury, I like to use it to rinse down chocolate chip cookies; can you say "sugar coma?"
I can't believe the rat bastards put it on the shelves before Halloween.
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