November 2, 2007

Season of Temptation

There I was, minding my own business. Pushing my shopping cart along the dairy section, not a care in the world, when I saw IT.

Leering at me from the shelf, poised to pounce:
eggnog

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

It's not that I don't LIKE egg nog; I love it. I love it too much. Sure, it's disgustingly sweet, and almost thick enough to need a fork. But those are its GOOD points.

Adding insult to injury, I like to use it to rinse down chocolate chip cookies; can you say "sugar coma?"

I can't believe the rat bastards put it on the shelves before Halloween.


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