Cheney's Theme

To the tune of "I shot the sheriff" by Bob Marly

I shot the lawyer-
But I did not shoot the terrorists
I Shot the lawyer-
But I wish I'd shot evolution theorists...

There a real threats in this world-
but I will not really deal with them at all
I should be tracking Bin Laden down
Instead, I shot my friend and watched him fall
He came through the bushes
and did not call...

I shot the lawyer-
But I did not shoot the terrorists
I Shot the lawyer-
But I wish I'd shot evolution theorists...

Howard Dean, he tries to tell you the truth
I just laugh, and say that facts aren't proof
And some day I will throw him off the roof
But for now, go fuck yourselves...
All you taxpayers can go straight to hell...

I shot the lawyer-
But I did not shoot the terrorists
I Shot the lawyer-
But I wish I'd shot evolution theorists...