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April 13, 2008

If we're opening the door...(updated)

As long as the drooling morons in Tallahassee our elected officials are open to idiotic ideas allowing religions to prosletyze through state offices, let's let them know what other plates they will HAVE to approve if they put out even one plate that endorses a religion.




Here are my proposals:


First, the ones we should expect, and only a few will protest:

Judaism





Islam












Here's where some people will start getting upset
:

Wicca (Goddess Worship)



And this is where the real trouble starts:



Church of Satan (Satanists)








Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)